Anyone heard of this guy?

Discussion in 'MLS: Rumors' started by Lendog, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. Lendog

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    hahaha... that's pretty hilarious.

    "Wow last night was great!
    Current mood: excited

    So I played a full 90 minutes in San Jose Against MLS western leaders FC Dallas, and all that came from it was 4 injuries, lots of wreckless fouls, 1 point on the tables, and a yet another draw(0-0). Dissapointing, however I pounded a steak dinner and 6 pints of guinness at the bar afterwards, a couple of shots of Jaeger, and then went to Club Glow, where teammates and I spend about $1000, in the VIP lounge. I was stripped by a go go dancer, and we went through 9 bottles of belvedere. I ended up staying in the Hotel De Anza, but all in all the night was great. I love my job,. and I be in LA for the next installment!

    until then....
    Kindest Regards
    ~Alex Braford"
  4. Lendog

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    Yea, itsn't that great. Also, the made up sites of the Nat players he has, what a fruitcake.


  5. BBBulldog

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    that's too funny :D

    I had no idea what you were talkin about on TA board so I googled it. then I was even more confused :D
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    That is funny, can you beleive this dude is running around Portland, hanging out at bars where footy fans are at and trying to impress them. Little does he know some of our fans have played on higher leagues than him.
  9. el_nando

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    I myself have 6 national caps for the USNT!

    the guy is mental!


    LOL @ bulldog
  10. Chewie23

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    LMFAO! he just "tried" adding me on myspace
    Because i sent him a message asking why he was being a dumb ass, but to no avail i declined and reported him
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  12. Lendog

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    From Nevets On talktimbers.com



    The SIR. ALEX BRADFORD profile (This is what I have learned so far):

    Full name: Alex Mengel-Bradford (seen on his work badge)

    Sex: Male
    Age: 26 (Scorpio)
    Height: 5'9 (slim build, athletic, fake Scottish accent)

    Born in: Clydebank Glasgow (so says he). (but maybe) Glascow, Scotland (White / Caucasian, Scottish, Italian)
    Maybe born in: Tacoma, WA
    Past history: is a mystery

    Lives in: Portland, OR (on whatever couch he can find)
    Has Lived in: Walnut Creek, CA. Pleasant Hill, CA. LA. Hostel in NW Portland, OR
    Vacations in: Spain. Birmingham, England (Alex does not vacation in birmingham)
    Owns a: 35' Sailboat named the "Gold Star" docked in Tiburon
    Transportation: Max (Goose Hollow stop). and bums rides with others.

    Schooling: Masters & Bachelors Degree (1996-2000) University of Edinburgh and Diablo Valley College (Pleasant Hill, CA)
    Major: Political Science
    Minor: History

    Religion: Catholic
    Charity work: Oakland Childrens Hospital for Luekemia (donated his EarthQuakes Jersey)

    Smokes: Yes
    Drinks: Yes. Jaegermeister, guinness, belvedere, vodka, and any drink if you pay.
    Likes to eat: Steak dinners and late night food at Denny’s (if you pay)

    Mom: Killed herself (but is rumored to be alive)
    Dad: Alex Mengel. He murdered 15 people while attempting to find his mother in the U.S.

    Professional Life: Professional Athlete ($250,000+) Navy Officer for 4 years. Was sponsored by ADIDAS. Workes at Nike as a salesman ($98,000). Responsible for the EPL singing a $650,00,000 yearly contract with Nike. 1/2 owner of a soccer shop in Walnut Creek, CA (but was fired). Worked at FOSSIL in Portland (was fired after 1 day in October).

    Soccer Pro-Teams he played for: Men's Associate Football Club (Edinburgh, United Kingdom) San Jose EarthQuakes (2003-2006). LA Galaxy. US National Team (2005- ) World Cup Starter 36 Caps. Dundee United (Scotland), Bayer Leverkusen (Germany..played with Landon Donnovan), Bolton (England). Going to Brazil this summer with a soccer team (can take a few friends for free). Alex is going to LA on January 15th to get back on the US team.

    Wears: #3
    Position: Central Attacking Midfielder (US Mens National Team) Forward (San Jose Earthquakes, the best team in the world)

    Music/Bands: Shiny Toy Guns
    Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

    Likes to hangout at: Club Glow, Hotel De Anza, Borders (in Bay Area), Nukka's (Manhattan Beach), Thirsty Lion (but is 86'ed for starting a fight with the bartender and headbutting him). White Eagle, Bitter End, Pharmacy, Kells, Barracuda, Old Chicago (tried to start a fight here one time), Marathon Taverna. (hangs out in beaverton now) Asain Gardens and Maguffys Pub.

    Alex likes: cool, down to earth people. Although he likes cocky overconfident people also.
    Enjoys: long walks on the beach
    Heroes: Himself

    Other quick Alex "facts": Is good at playstation FIFA2007 (Alex swears that he's on the game)...has been with over 1,000 women....his feet smell....has no cell phone...is friends with Kenny Dalglish, DaMarcus Beasley and Brian McBride...once after playing a full 90 vs. LA Galaxy Alex spend about $1000 in the VIP lounge of Club Glow then got stripped by a go go dancer, after drinking 9 bottles of belvedere....also homies with the Blazers....

    Alex Bradford links:
    This is the #1 fan site for Alex Bradford. Post your Alex Bradford story.
    http://www.topix.net/forum/us-soccer/san-jose-earthquakes/TH2LTNR62T9KNA8KJ
    Be Alex's friend at his my space site.
    http://www.myspace.com/glasgowscot21
    The best place to find info about Alex Bradfords MLS days.
    http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=439875 [/quote]
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    My favorite tidbit from his MySpace page is his salary: not only is he a pro soccer player in the USA, he also pulls down more than $250,000 as a "professional athlete." Maybe some MLS team will use their DP slot on him! :D
  14. Lendog

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    This is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How does this guy have time to do this? I gotta say I'm a little impressed, it's a pretty elaborate setup! Why go through all this effort? Oh, for the 1,000 women and $250,000....duh:D
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    This guy is the new Jordan Older
  17. Lendog

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    Pass the word.......
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    Whether this guy's schtick is scripted comedy or he's just plain delusional, it's brilliant. Some funny shite. Got you all scratching your heads.
  20. Lendog

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    This is kind of amusing, lol.

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