Football Chants

Discussion in 'Chelsea Off Topic Threads' started by BridgeMonkee, Dec 22, 2005.

  1. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

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    You gotta love Football Chants and Songs. . .

    Some of my favorites
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    Uncle Fern will like this one…

    (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

    Your sister is your mother
    Your uncle is your brother
    You all f@*k one another
    The <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Norwich</st1> </st1:city>family
    der der der der clap clap etc
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    <st1:city w:st="on">Newcastle</st1:city> fans towards <st1 ="">Sunderland</st1> fans.

    ''Going down .going down going down, the macckems fans reply.....
    So are we , so are we , so are we .

    Cruel, but funny…

    "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
    Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

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    Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:

    "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

    <o ="">:p</o>

    (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):

    "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

    <o =""></o>He's here, he's there
    We're not allowed to swear
    Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

    <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 =""></st1></st1:city>Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he
    didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.

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    A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....

    *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
    "Tim timminy
    Tim timminy
    Tim Tim Tirooo
    We've got Tim Howard
    and he says Fvck YOU!!
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    In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from Football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..

    He's red, He's sound,
    He's banned from every ground,
    Carra's dad, Carra's dad


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    "**** off Chelsea FC
    You ain't got no history
    5 European Cups and 18 leagues
    that's what we call history"

    Heard at Stamford Bridge from the traveling Kop.
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    Why weren't they singing it at home in the Premier League?

    Oh...
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    Probably were -- I just wasn't there. ;)

    Another to the tune of Sleepy Jean

    "Cheer up Peter Reid
    oh what can it mean
    to a complete wanker
    with a sh1te football team"

    also:

    "It's here,
    it's there,
    Phil's nose is everywhere"

    Liverpool opponents taunting Phil Thompson.


  5. Bluto11

    Bluto11 The sky is falling!

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    you are a scouser
    an ugly scouser
    you're only happy on Giro day
    your mom's out stealing
    your dad's drug dealing
    please don't take my hubcaps away
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    Do you sing that to Rooney?
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    Bluto11 The sky is falling!

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    me personally, nope.

    i just found it while browsing www.footballchants.org
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    Emre pass you make
    Emre shot you take
    Emre goal you make
    Emre heart you break
    We'll be watching you!
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    Ok, to the tune of Que Sera, Sera

    Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
    he hits the ball forty yards
    he's big and he's fvcking hard
    Steve Gerrard Gerrard
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    Here for the money
    You're only here for the money
    Here for the money
    You're only here for the money
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    From MLS:

    "Adu, you only came for Adu
    and then he scored on you"
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    My all time fav..

    To the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun'

    We had joy, we had fun
    We had Tottenham on the run
    But the fun didn't last
    'coz the bastards ran too fast
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    We used to have quite a few mouthy feckers show up at the Bridge.
    A nice (very loud) round of this one, always shut them up...it was afterall, Chelsea.

    To the tune of that Irish song...tipperary (sp?)

    It's a long way to Fulham broadway
    It's a long way to run
    It's a long way to Fulham broadway
    ...and we'll be there before you <---very loud right here, always did the trick.
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    Bluto11 The sky is falling!

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    Thiago, whoa oh oh
    Thiago, whoa oh oh
    he comes from Sao Paulo
    he plays for Chicago

    sung by a few peeps at Chicago Fire matches, but no one seems to want to join in. They all just want to sing "Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire, lo lo lo lo" for 90 minutes.
  15. Clan

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    Okay all you Chelsea fans - here's a trivia one for you.

    We sang this one for a reason, many years ago.
    It has a bit of history.
    No running off to Prenn for the answer now mind ;

    "One Sam Allardyce...there's only one Sam Allardyce"

    Get yer thinking caps on lads (and lassies)
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    Although it's actually only about 200 yards.

    One we may all agree on is:

    "Who the fvck are Man United"

    Another is:

    "Peter Reid peels bananas wif his feet,
    bananas wif his feet, bananas wif his feet"
  17. Clan

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    :D

    Bit like no mans land at the second battle of the Marne - it's not really the actual distance, it's what was involved in getting there ;)
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    He’s fat
    He’s round
    He’s never spent a pound
    Doug Ellis, Doug Ellis

    Chim Chimminy,
    Chim Chimminy,
    Chim Chim Charoo
    We hate those b*****ds in claret and blue....
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    Well played! ;)
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    how many years we talking about here,i know alot of the older lads were delighted when bloton relegated leeds,but i dont remember any sam chants t.b.h.
  21. Clan

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    It was only afew years after Wilkins was sold (unwillingly) to man U ;)
  22. BridgeMonkee

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    old time classic

    In the mid to late 80's at anfield (we) outsang the famous kop, again, near to half time when to the tune of "feed the world" (Band Aid song)

    Feed a scouser
    Let them have some charity


    (repeat ten times for effect)

    "20,000 scouse jaws dropped, it was priceless.

    Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand,
    And you'll never get a job,
    You'll never get a job,
    Sign on, sign on.


    Liverpool again late 80's to Walk on

    Does the Social
    Does the Social
    Does the Social know you're here?
    Does the Social know you're here?


    <st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> v<st1 =""> Liverpool</st1> 1982

    always a fave one of mine. . .

    We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
    We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
    We all hate Leeds and we all hate Leeds
    We are the <st1 ="">Leeds</st1>


    and of course, old time classic..To Mickey Greenaway aka the Zigger-Zagger man - Died August 25th 1999

    Zigga Zagga
    Zigga Zagga


    and the reply

    Oi! Oi! Oi!
  23. liverbird

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    Re: old time classic

    Excuse me, but Chelsea fans weren't the originators of the anti-scouser songs. You were probably a massive Thatcher supporter as well. They are still funny ... :D

    And it is "Sign on, Sign on and you'll never work again" ;)
  24. BridgeMonkee

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    Re: old time classic

    thatcher!!? please there really is no need for that. the grocer's daughter is no friend of mine.

    Chelsea fans did in fact originate many of the anti-scouser songs btw

    Walk on, walk on
    With a porcupine up your arse
    And you'll never walk again
    You'll never walk again

    Tuesday May 8th, Liverpool 2-2 <st1:city w:st="on"><st1 ="">Chelsea</st1></st1:city>

    Sing when you're thieving
    You only sing when you're thieving

    Sunday January 26th 1997 <st1:city w:st="on">Chelsea</st1:city> 4-2 <st1 ="">Liverpool</st1> FA Cup 3rd Round

    De-oh
    Di Matte-o
    Vialli scores and the scousers go home
    Not one, not two, not three but four
    Vialli scores and the scousers go home

    To the tune of the Banana Boat Song




    Back in the 80’s Liverpoool were mainly supported by little kids, little brats that didn’t like losing, you’d go to games and most of the scousers would be children with their Dads, so all the singing from the Liverpool end was mainly high-pitched voices…

    <o =""></o>Can you teach your
    Can you teach your
    Can you teach your Dads to sing?
    Can you teach your Dads to sing?

    and

    Stamp on your lolly,
    I'm gonna stamp on your lolly

    To the tune of "Guantanamera"
  25. liverbird

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    Re: old time classic

    Well, this is your board and I don't want to turn it into a rivalries thread, but back in the 80's Liverpool didn't do much losing so our supporters, whoever they were, didn't get upset much. And it is logically inconsistent to suggest our supporters are all drug dealers and car thieves and then insist our support is made up of frontrunning suburban kids and their parents. It is either one or the other. But as to songs, since LFC has been so successful it is not surprising that there are a number of anti-scouser songs and that occasionally they are funny.

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