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Alert: Johnson Pen Is Mightier

Discussion in 'Seattle Sounders FC' started by Main Man, May 9, 2012.

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  1. Main Man

    Main Man Member

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    Any penis jokes involving EJ, the other team, any of our other appropriately named players (eg, Seamon), or ex-players will be immediately repped by me.

    Because I'm 15 on the internet.
     


  2. asoc

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    Any chance you heard the ECS, I think it was during the LA game?
    We've got the biggest Johnson in the league
    We've got the biggest Johnson in the league
    Cause we've got the biggest
    we've got the biggest
    We've go the biggest Johnson in the league...
     
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  3. terrier

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    We just scored with our Johnson!
    We just scored with our Johnson!
    We just scored with our Jooohnson!
    We just scored with our Jooohnson...
    </guantanamera>
     
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  4. Vander Decken IX

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    Just in time for the RSL game: My Johnson is better than your Johnson.
     
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  5. Main Man

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    Sometimes hard to make out the words on some of ECS less frequent songs from 232.
     
  6. edwardgr

    edwardgr Moderator Staff Member

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    **mod note. Changed title to make this mostly work safe, since xenforo apparently uses thread names in the link, not just thread IDs. Other than that carry on.

    As for Biggest Johnson it was to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know it.
     
  7. Main Man

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    Then change it to Johnson Pen Is Mightier
     
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    edwardgr Moderator Staff Member

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  9. asoc

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    Ever been to penisland.net?
    It is Pen Island... sicko...
    I actually had to test the link out, dont do .com at work... or where your wife/gf/etc is around.
    .net is safe though.
     
  10. Main Man

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    Highlight of viewing party at my house re:penis jokes:

    "We scored on them with our big 6 foot Johnson!"
     
  11. asoc

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    Main Man, ever heard the ballad of Peniston?
    look it up.
     
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