Meet the USMNT

Discussion in 'Mexico National Team' started by Various Styles, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. Various Styles

    Various Styles Moderator Staff Member

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    ~ An indepth look of the USMNT that will be Facing Mexico for WCQ ~

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    Bruce Arena : USMNT Head Coach
    Do not be fooled by The Bruces effeminate gestures, he is the mastermind behind American Catenaccio, a tactic which consists of bunkering down and borring the opposition into submission. American Catenaccio has proven to be highly effective against the Mexican National team !!! This former Lacross player/coach currently has a 30 game undefeated streak in Concacaf..


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    Pablo Mastroeni : Defensive Midfielder
    Argentine flamer nationalized American quickly adjusted in the Bruces system. His role of midfield destroyer and all around ass grabber has worked wonders against the likes of Temoc, should they meet again expect him to tangle up with Cuah once again.


  2. Various Styles

    Various Styles Moderator Staff Member

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    Coby Jones : Attacking Midfielder/ One trick pony
    Hailed for many years as the USMNT's Token Black guy, Coby is no longer the only brotha in the squad. Coby's sole purpose in the US nads is to hold the ball, and draw yellow cards from frustarted Mexican players.

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    Damarcus Beasly: Midfielder
    The USMNT newest version of Coby Jones, the besast plays for PSV and is hella fast. Unlike Coby, Beasly has two ball dribbling tricks but is built like a 15 years old highschool cheerleader. Still he is one of the most daring of US players.
  3. Tecos

    Tecos Member+

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    LOL!!! Keep it going, who's next?
  4. Various Styles

    Various Styles Moderator Staff Member

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    You have to wait untill half time.. Chivas is playing at the moment ;) :)


  5. andylovesoccer

    andylovesoccer Member

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    You go ahead and prepare for a bunch of flaming ass grabbers. That will just make it that much easier to hand you yours after we have removed it at Azteca..... ;)

    So who convinced them to wear women's clothes for those pix anyway???
  6. mosler

    mosler Member

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    Freaking hilarious. Bruce is the best. Rep to VS.
  7. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Moderator Staff Member

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    Ok, this is hilarious. Finish off the team!
  8. Kur #10

    Kur #10 Member

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    Duude... those are fvking scary...
  9. Nutmeg

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Various Styles again.
  10. JRstriker12

    JRstriker12 New Member

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    I'm a US fan, but that's freaking hilarious!
  11. chaski

    chaski Moderator Staff Member

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    tsk tsk :p
  12. Lord15

    Lord15 New Member

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  13. Chiquitibum

    Chiquitibum Member+

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    awesome.
    you forgot the one of LD drinkin out of the fountain with the "cum hither" look on his face.

    HAHA.lol
  14. Hugo Sanchez

    Hugo Sanchez Member

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    I thought I told you Various Styles isn't Mexican.

    Do me a favor.

    Put your signature to use and go snoop around WR.

    Leave us alone.
  15. Kur #10

    Kur #10 Member

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    haha wtf
  16. Various Styles

    Various Styles Moderator Staff Member

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    Kassey Keller : Goalkeeper
    Excellent at handeling Balls, Kasey Keller has been the USMNT first choice kepeer for quite a while now. Hailed as World Class by US fan boys the Keller spends his playing days in lower to midtable EPL clubs.. .

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    Landon Donovan : Striker
    This Canadian expat is considered to be the best US player of all time. Lando posseses a combination of speed and dribbling skills capable of giving a headache to any opposition. Ocassionaly gets cramps when twin sister is on her period, has also been known to wear a bra.. .
  17. Kur #10

    Kur #10 Member

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    how lame are you to actually go look for what lisabrasil said lol

    aren't you peroovian btw?
  18. AMEPUNKANIST

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    So whats the story behind these photos....
  19. Hugo Sanchez

    Hugo Sanchez Member

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    We seem to be getting quite a few of them lately.

    One of my personal (non)favorites is a stylishly, hot, dancing scientist who is quickly asserting himself as Coronaman Jr.

    With looks and intelligence like that, no girl can resist him.

    I hear he does a mean Lambada.
  20. Various Styles

    Various Styles Moderator Staff Member

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    Claudio Reyna : Midfielder
    Reyna also known as Capatain America has been the leader of the USMNT for several years now. Now playing at Man City, Reyna is very prone to injury. It is unknown if he will be matchfit in time for the Mexico game.

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    John O'Brien : Defensive Midfielder
    The only USMNT player to spend more time injured than Reyna, Obrien currently plays with Dutch Outfit Ajax Amsterdam. O'briens versatility in midfield has allowed him to play both creative and holding roles or even on the wing, where his left-footed crosses make him dangerous..
  21. metalmaster

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Various Styles again.
  22. jlscrub

    jlscrub New Member

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    Thank you, thank you.
  23. deejay

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    So what's up VS?

    Hugo says you aren't Mexican. That true?
  24. jared9999

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    funny stuff.
  25. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

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    I think they were part of a New York Times spread. Metrosexuals, or something. How these guys got talked into it has got to be the world's biggest mystery. I've got to hope that they had not editorial say on what got published.

    Chivas USA should be warned to stay away from east coast photographers when playing the MetroScum.

    Anyway, for Mexico fans, here's a pic of your favorite Yank with partner :D
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