Mike Magee is the Freaking Highlander

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  1. Crimen y Castigo

    Crimen y Castigo Moderator Staff Member

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    OK, I've been swamped at a new gig these past few months, but seriously...

    How The Hell Is There Not A Mike Magee Thread Up In Here?!


    He is Legend, the Smurf Slayer, Darth Keeper, the 5'9" Giant, Mageezus of Nazareth.

    At least Twitter has been on top of it.


  2. PZ

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    You missed, "Jack Bauer saved the world in 24 hours...Mike Magee only needed 47 minutes"
  3. profiled

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    Is it to early to steal one of these and make it a mid season forum tag line transfer?
  4. Natsoccer

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    Galaxy All Time Best XI:

    --------------Magee--------------
    --Magee--Magee--Magee--Magee--
    ----------Cien----Cobi-------------
    ---Magee-----------------Magee---
    ----------Magee----Babayaro------


    But seriously, Magee must be the leagues highest all time goalscoring keeper, no? :D


  5. Beakmon FC

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    The military is calling their next battle Operation Mike Magee.
  6. howie1976

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    Fixed your post!:D
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  8. PZ

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    Nicely done...well played. :)
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    churchill2000 3x MLS Cup Champions

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    But which one?
  11. TrickHog

    TrickHog soccernurd.com

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    Mike Magee doesn't stop the ball. The ball stops itself.




    Bouna Time! is showing up 2 hours late. Just to make sure Mike Magee is already gone.




    Mike Magee once gave a woman 14 orgasms in a row. But half-time ended and he had to run back out to play goalkeeper for the second half, so he'll make it up to her when the game is over.
  12. TrickHog

    TrickHog soccernurd.com

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    I don't tweet so if someone wants to submit those to the list, I'd appreciate it.
  13. howie1976

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    I don't tweet so I'll submit mine here:

    "When GalaxyGal talks about Allan Gordon, she really is thinking of Mike Magee."

    "Everytime Mike Magee drives into the Home Depot Center the parking attendant gives him $15."

    "When Mike Magee is at a Lakers game and they put him on the 'kiss-cam,' three women instantly become pregnant."
  14. Crimen y Castigo

    Crimen y Castigo Moderator Staff Member

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    Beyonce saw Mike Magee once, liked it, and put a ring on it.
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    That is my absolute favorite, hands down! :D :D




    Superman wears Mike Magee underoos.
  16. Lolonearbyyolo

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    Never played keeper before, but volunteers for it in a pinch.
    Shuts out the opponent with four saves.
    Earns goalkeeper of the week.
    Gets game winning goal in the same week.

    I love this man!
  17. Vindo310

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    Medusa is afraid to look Mike Magee in the eyes.

    Mike Magee stopped the fighting between Israel and Palestine. Fighting resumed when there could be no consensus on which country loved Mike Magee more.

    Holocaust survivors come to hear Mike Magee speak.

    When Mike Magee goes to Mexico the gum kids give Mike Magee money.
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    A loud voice booms, "Mike Magee will now play goalkeeper! And he will play VERY WELL!"
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    Re: Mike Magee is best friends with himself

    The loud voice continues: "Mike Magee will now score a game-winning goal! And he will score it very well!"
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  21. Geneva

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    I nominate the thread title to be our tag line. It just says it.
  22. Crimen y Castigo

    Crimen y Castigo Moderator Staff Member

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    Mike Magee opened a PayPal account and fixed the economy.
  23. The Cadaver

    The Cadaver It's very quiet here.

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    Ann Landers wrote to Mike Magee asking for advice.
  24. rokstedy

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    There is no confirmation or denial that Magee was part of Navy SEAL 6 that got bin Laden.
  25. TrickHog

    TrickHog soccernurd.com

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    Mike Magee walked right up to MC Hammer and touched it.

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