Discussion in 'England Rivalries' started by Footie4ever, Apr 17, 2007.
Why? Why? Why?
Re: Most terrible hair in British football...
I dunno, at least the dude is trying. Steven Gerrard's "I'm a grown man but still have the flowbee haircut of a 8-year-old" would be my pick.
David James with his emo hair.
Oh, that's true...forgot about him...he just can't seem to find a look that works for him.
Am I the only who wants to punch him?
He can't possibly be straight.
Shame that he's probably the most intelligent player in the top flight. At least since Le Saux.
I think he's more eurotrash. (pardon the expression, anyone from overseas that might be eurotrash.) Really good keeper though.
the way he cuts the sides of his head shorter than the rest.
it reminds me of the simpsons episode when all of the baseball pros come to play on mr. burns' company team and mr. burns keeps telling don mattingly to "shave off those sideburns" and his hair keeps getting shaved higher and higher up the side of his head.
what makes this cut even worse is that other players in the league have been copying him.
Have you never seen people have a different hair length on the top of their head to the sides? If so you need to get out more because the majority of males do this. Also, it isn't a new thing.
yes I understand how it can work.
but john, for a time practically shaved the sides and just the sides, not the back to make it a proper fade all around. that is why it looked so dorky.
Drugs, drugs, drugs.
You what? Jamo looks good with nearly everything (even he couldn't pull off the ginger bubble perm).
Footballers are, on the whole, bloody boring when it comes to haircuts. I swear the likes of Jamie Carragher, John Terry, Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, Michael Owen, Wayne Rooney and Gary Neville have had the same haircuts for about 5 years. Maybe longer.
Best call I've seen for a look-a-like for a long time!
Funniest fuckin thing i've ever seen!
John Terry's hairstyle is probably the most popular hairstlye for males in Australia at the moment, shit i've even got it! (Not cause JT does either.)
Alan Smith has joined the fray.
That thing on Chris Eagle's head...
What is that? Spiky in back, combed in front???
Honestly as a Manchester Fan I have no ********ing clue how he could possibly think it looks good....
Haha who here thinks he looks like thom yorke from radiohead?
Hey leave Thom alone!
I concur. Add Joleon Lescott. I understand it's a scar but then don't attempt to grow an afro around it. Just keep it short and tight all the way around. I can't watch him play without staring at it!
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