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  1. jatm516

    jatm516 New Member

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    Yeah all done! Big storm rolling in! I love sitting outside on the porch watching storms


  2. Gunner Phan

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    Congrats! :)

    I love storms too...growing up my phamily's den was walled with glass on 2 sides. I used to be so scared sitting in there during storms. It all seems very silly now. I would absolutey enjoy going storm chasin' in the Midwest during Tornado season!
  3. Gunner Phan

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    GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

    nice comback for the US in the last 5 minutes to win against honduras.
  4. Gunner Phan

    Gunner Phan Member

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    alrighty...going to the Irving Plaza to see Esthero...peace!


  5. jatm516

    jatm516 New Member

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    HAVE FUN!!!

    I'm gonna watch yesterday's game. I didn't get to catch it because of finals.
  6. Bluto11

    Bluto11 The sky is falling!

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    air conditioning, pfffffft
  7. jatm516

    jatm516 New Member

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    I'm sure someone has probably posted this before, but if so it's been a while.
    So, just in case you needed a laugh... :p

    Why Football Grounds Are Like Women

    1. there is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of play

    2. pitches vary from the well grassed to the completley bald

    3. remember, it is possible to score at both ends

    4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner

    5. be careful, as after a few pints a ground appears to be of premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground

    6. only some grounds offer five a side facilities

    7. dont ever make public your desires to play at Wembley, also never mention pitches previosly visited

    8. extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch bookings

    9. if the ground does not seem to have undersoil heating, suggest calling the game off, possibly even contact a coroner

    10. when building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back

    11. wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles

    12. always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnell to the goal mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground

    13. personal morals may be compromised by local derbies

    14. it is illegal to play on small,unturfed pitches

    15. from time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbant goalie

    16. Bulgarian grounds are frequently more grassy

    17. French grounds are frequently very nice too look at, however there can be sometimes an awful smell from the terraces which don't get hosed down as often as they should

    18. very few grounds are found with executive boxes

    19. be wary of grounds with room for coaches

    20. always be on the lookout for grounds that host ladies footy two evenings a week

    21. pitches with a waterlogged end, can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if u piss the owner off by continually asking to play up the good end instead

    22. players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf

    23. always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player
  8. arsenalgirl30016

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    4. tackling from behind is not always an offence, check with ground owner
    12. always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnell to the goal mouth and score. that can leave an awful taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground
    22. players must agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf
    10. when building a team it is always nice to finish with Seaman at the back
    23. always look for a ground that has never been played on before (or at least hasn't had many visits). that said, well used grounds may have better facilities and will really know how to get the best out of a player
    :D
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  9. arsenalgirl30016

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    Anybody around tonight? Kind of quiet in here....
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    I'm up and about and around and stuff. :D
  11. arsenalgirl30016

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    I was about to start singing
    All by myself...... :D
    Watching the replay of the Tour from today! Good stuff.
  12. jwaldman11

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    It was fun watching the typhoon earlier in the week from my 28th floor apartment (though I could have done without the rocking back and forth). It tore up signs and the wrapping they put around new buildings here. Strangely enough, right across the street, there's a huge CK billboard with Freddie on it, which my girlfriend loves. That lead to this exchange with her:

    Her: Do you think the billboard will be OK?

    Me: Yeah, it'll be fine.

    Her: You think so?

    Me: He's an Arsenal player. He'll stay up. If he were a Man U player, he'd have fallen down at the first gust trying to draw a card on the typhoon.
  13. ibreak4coffee

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    Repped... if I had any left
  14. arsenalgirl30016

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    I am just mystified that you are always so surprised that your girlfriend comments about Freddie. I would have that billboard in my freaking house if it would fit. :)
  15. surfcam

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    Steph, Leigh is here with me and was asking who Freddie was again, so I pulled up some of the 'pics', and got an "Ohhhhh yeah, that's the one"!!!!!

    You and Leigh will have plenty to discuss in London this year!!! You can convert her to JAR, Cesc and others!;) :D
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    Bready met Andre 3000 tonight....pretty cool guy. Esthero was great; I am plum tuckered and wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. Phree Drinks are great. By the beard of Zeus! goodnight y'all.
  17. jwaldman11

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    Oh, she's asked if she could take it down. It's actually three sided with three different pictures and is a solid six or seven stories tall. I cut a deal with her that she could get it for her dorm if I was allowed to grab this cutout with a girl flashing her bra. Seeing as how she's always over at my place and would have to look at it, she decided that she didn't need the billboard as much as she thought. :D
  18. jatm516

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    Damn, I would have let you have the actual girl in exchange. Sounds like one helluva billboard!
  19. arsenalgirl30016

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    2nd'd-Hubby could have all kinds of pictures if I could have the Freddie billboard around all the time for my viewing pleasure! :p
  20. arsenalgirl30016

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    I'll have to defer JAR to Ashley-don't like him that much (for his looks that is), no but Freddie and Cesc-YUM! She will learn-never fear. Has she read Fever Pitch yet? I am going to force Sean to read it before we go. Hopefully he will understand more before we go! :D

    Sorry I missed you guys though! Hey Leigh! :)
  21. Riz

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    *belated wave to Leigh*

    :D
  22. surfcam

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jwaldman11 again.
  23. surfcam

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    My sister has my copy and I need to get it back so she can read it. Good idea there. Also, if my members kit EVER gets here, she can read that version, though I would like to keep that in mint condition!
  24. antifan

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    Good morning, all. Just woke up in the room that i grew up in. Its seems to get smaller every year.
  25. antifan

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    They showed "Fever Pitch" on the plane yesterday, it wasn't very good.
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