Official 2013 RSL forum tagline suggestion thread

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by SoccerPrime, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. SoccerPrime

    SoccerPrime Moderator Staff Member

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    Its time for that annual tradition you all know and love. Redoing the forum tagline.

    The history of the tagline ( believe):

    Currently its "404 Trophy Not Found".

    2011 = "Despite not winning anything, we still think we're the best team in MLS"
    2010 = "MLS CUP CHAMPIONS" (personal fav)
    2009 = "Searching for the Perfect Match"
    2008 = "Increasing Success by Lowering Expectations"
    2007 = "Our Owner Can Beat Up Your Owner"

    While 2012 is still apt, lets get some fresh ideas for a fresh new year. Anything goes at this point (well, within BS TOS). We'll compile a list from this thread and then start voting.

    Okay, let 'em rip.


  2. GoRSL

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    'In TTITS we trust' or 'We believe in TTITS'
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  3. UPinSLC

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    LOL, GoRSL literally just beat me to the TTITS tagline. Here's mine, I'll include my signature for shits and giggles:

    Embracing TTITS since 2007

    2013: Mayans delay end of world until RSL wins its next Cup.

    In Garson We Trust

    Still waiting for that player announcement.
  4. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member

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    Nah, can't think of anything else since I got TTITS on my mind.

    Hey, wait a minute. That's a good tag line.


  5. Liv34s0ccer

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    "Xango makes juice and stuff now quit asking" assuming we still have Xango as a jersey sponser 2013
  6. Jester4422

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    MLS already trademarked our forum tagline. :(
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  7. SenordrummeR2

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    I like this, but get rid of one of the T's. You could also go with "Supporting TITS since 2007".
  8. 15 to 32

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    Our TITTS, Not Yours

    RSL Bigsoccer: We release info 3 weeks before our FO

    I Believe in TTITS

    Keep Calm and Believe in TTITS
  9. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Of the ideas along this theme, I like this one best.
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  10. ShaggyReAL

    ShaggyReAL Awesome is my middle name

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    "Same Shit, Different Year"
    'The GarSon Cliff of 2013'
    "Verbless"
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  11. KendaReal

    KendaReal Member

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    "One goal short of a trophy"
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  12. goobx1

    goobx1 Member

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    "Did you see us on National TV? Me neither."

    "Our Verb as been conjugated"

    "You had me at Meat Tornado"
  13. goobx1

    goobx1 Member

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    "Tifo's? We don't need no stinkin' tifo's"
  14. georg

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    RSL--------milking "tits" since 2005

    DP's are a myth
  15. 15 to 32

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    We like TTITS not DPs
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  16. Allez RSL

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    Also, can I vote for "MLS already trademarked our tagline" already?
  17. TheBiff

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    Fourth time's the charm?

    For REAL this time

    No, we will not calm our TTITS
  18. DrownedElf

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    Looking for younger TTITS in 2013.
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  19. Boz

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    TTITS on Parade!
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  20. Bulldog SLC

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    We all love TTITS!
    Cleaning out the old TTits for newer, younger and cheaper!
  21. 2nd Mouse

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    Obsessed with TTITS.
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  22. Lizzie Bee

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    I'm ready to vote for the "MLS already trademarked..." one :)
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  23. georg

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    Enough about tits, we want a DP
  24. SenordrummeR2

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    Agreed. As funny as the TITS taglines could be, the trademarked tagline gets my vote.
  25. I_Believe_In_Kreis

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    This would be perfect if I agreed with the message.
    Oh come on, Lizzie...as the resident female you're not ready to indulge our misogyny by supporting TITS?

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