Scoring is AZ: Jozy at Alkmaar

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  1. Lloyd Heilbrunn

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    And he starts on a tear....
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    Can I be a jackass and say, In First!

    Never done that before and yes I feel like my IQ just dropped several points.
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    Don't like the thread title- we are going to jinx the young man!
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    I'm gonna go ahead and eat my plate of crow now.

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    I don't believe in jinxes, I believe in Jozy...
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    AZ does it: Altidore scoring at Alkmaar.

    Straight A's: Altidore at AZ Alkmaar
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    Scoring his AZ off: Jozy at Alkmaar
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    Jozy Altidore invented gravity, but he didn't tell anybody and left it there to be discovered. He then scored 2 goals for AlkmaAr that evening.
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    AZ good as it gets: Jozy in Holland
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    I feel like AZ (ah-zed kinda sounds like "I said") pun is being underutilized.
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    The best pun I could come up with on "Ah Zed" was "AZ really been 3 years: Jozy in Europe continues."

    Needless to say, it is not very good.
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    Jozy making GK's feel lonely at AZ.
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    Pimpin ain't AZ but it's necessary
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    Bite my AZ: Jozy is scoring again, in Holland.

    It's an offsides trap! Sorry, I see AZ Alkmaar and I think about Admiral Ackbar.

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    8 games, 7 goals all comp for 2011.
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    I like of like, "Summertime and the scoring is AZ".
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    Nice.
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    Agree for the most part. I think the mouth-breathing Football/Basketball/Baseball execs at ESPN thought - "His name is Leander Schaerleckens. With a name like that he has to know about soccer."

    I'm changing my name to Yogi Unterhintenskampf. Maybe ESPN will hire me as their German soccer expert.
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    Yeah, that was pretty dumb. Par for the course with him, I guess.
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    Haha. "Could use as a stepping stone to the EPL in a few years time". This is the stage in his career when he should be "stepping up" to a bigger league, not in 3 years time when he has hit his prime and has done all of his developing in lower leagues. Especially considering that the SPL is no longer a feeder league for the EPL, seeing how most players that play there are shit. It is a two horse race where neither horse is particularly fast.
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