The "Even More Random Comments, Questions, and Thoughts" Thread [R]

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  1. el-capitano

    el-capitano Moderator Staff Member

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    More adventures from Usscouse can be found here. :)


  2. Cody667

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    What's the context of this thread title? Do you want us to just keep posting random comments, questions, and thoughts, or by "even more" do you want our comments, questions, and thoughts to be even more random by before...like super random. :p

    If its the latter, then I like turtles.
  3. el-capitano

    el-capitano Moderator Staff Member

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    This is the thread where you can post anything you like. ;)

    Turtles like this? :

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  4. el-capitano

    el-capitano Moderator Staff Member

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    Or turtle's like this? :

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  5. Cody667

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    What about turtles like this?:

    [​IMG]

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  6. el-capitano

    el-capitano Moderator Staff Member

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    Well if you like them, then you should see someone about that. :D
  7. Twenty26Six

    Twenty26Six Feeling Sheepish...

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    mmmm... turtles.
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    WINNER!!!!
  10. usscouse

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    This poor guy was the "Loser" on a beach in Mexico......."He's just taking a kip!"

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  11. Cody667

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    lol...Don't you dare judge me...remember our boy Tortus Poulsen believed that himself and Turtles McAdam would be our epic midfield partnership. GETCHA FACTS STRAIGHT :p :D
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  14. Twenty26Six

    Twenty26Six Feeling Sheepish...

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    Emmmm. Very nice El Camino. Looks to be circa 1968 or so. Very nice indeed.
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  16. el-capitano

    el-capitano Moderator Staff Member

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    You know it was us Aussies that invented the ute. ;)

    We invent everything that's good in the world, while you guys........ :p
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    LiverpoolFanatic Peace.

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    Bill Mollison and David Holmgren are my two favorite Aussie innovators.
  18. Kawklee

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    I like that guy that invented Australian 80s music.
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    le subscribe
  20. Cody667

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    Anyone see what Kansas City Chiefs fans did yesterday? They cheered when their QB Matt Cassel went down with a concussion and was laying flat on the field. They're fed up with his poor play and were happy to see him get hurt.

    Acted like a bunch of Yanited fans would if you ask me, absolutely classless.


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    I don't know who the guy is in the video but I like him and what he said.
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    Guess I'm a late comer with Dave Kirby but getting a kick out of finding more about him. Trying to get a copy of Kop Stories now. In the meanwhile I thought this was fun. Old but still fun.

    The Stand Off!
    By Dave Kirby, aka 'Braces and Boots

    All was quiet at MelwoodOne August afternoon
    Just a routine training sesh
    As the season was starting soon


    Some were doing press ups
    Some stretching their kness
    While Jamie Redknapp was having a wankAt a picture of Louise

    Then all of a sudden it started
    The language and air turned blue
    As two stubborn scousers got angry
    Then the ripping and insults flew

    The players were taking penalties
    With Fowler the next sharp shooter
    But he blasted one at Thommo’s head
    And twatted him right on the hooter

    All the players laughed like ********
    The ball stuck fast to his nose
    He felt a proper prick
    ‘coz it looked like a giant toffee apple
    on the end of a bit stick

    “What the ******** was that” he said
    “are you taking the piss”
    “Oh ******** off Thommo, with a nose like that
    I could not ********ing miss”

    “You cheeky little druggy ********
    who the ******** do you think you are
    have you been at the coke again
    or showing Le Saux your Arse”

    “Now listen ********ing Pinocchio
    What are you trying to say
    I do not take charlie any more
    And I ain’t no ********ing Gay”

    “And if you took ********ing charlie
    With sniffing gear like that
    You could snort a line from 50 yards
    You ugly big nosed twat”

    Then Thommo turned to Fowler
    Saying with a grunt
    “I’m gonna get you guillotined
    you spice boys little ********”

    That’s when the stand of started
    So Gerard got involved
    Then with French words of wisdom
    The problem soon was solved

    His words were philosophical
    Articulate and blunt
    He said “If you don’t apologise
    I’m selling you, you ********”

    For 10 long days we waited
    While the papers had a ball
    Theres nothing more than those twats love
    Than to see the scousers fall

    The two stood fast like gun slingers
    But who’d be the first to draw
    As the musical chimes rang out aloud
    Like the film ‘A few dollars more’

    And then the ice was broken
    Quite late on a Sunday night
    The doorbell rang on Thommo’s house
    As he was taking a shite

    He thought it was an intruder
    So he gave his hands a wash
    Then lifted his nose above his head
    To use as a burglars cosh

    But Robbie was having second thoughts
    This was knawing at his pride
    So he ran like mad through the garden
    To find a place to hide

    Thommo stood and scratched his head
    There was nothing around but the cat
    Then a voice shouted from a bush
    “I’m sorryyou big nosed twat
    "

    So that’s how the saga ended
    They are now all “pally, pally”
    Scouse stubborness from a Kirky ********
    And a little south end scally

    But watch your arse now Robbie
    Houllier care not for superstars
    If another ball hits the bridge of Phil’s nose
    It might just be a bridge too far!
  23. newterp

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    Baseball generally bores me to tears - but this set of playoffs so far has been incredible.
  24. Cody667

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    So much damn homework, UGH. I spent 7 hours yesterday preparing a 30 minute presentation which I had to give today, and 5 so far on a Commercial Law paper which I'm only 60% done. ARGHHHHHHHHHHH :mad:

    At least it's during the International Break though :D
  25. usscouse

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    I watched more adventures of "RAKE" last night. That Ozzie bludger is good. Love the show.
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