Guatamala. What thoughts are brought to mind when you think of the country of Guatamala? Well, other than ocean and beaches, if you are member of the dominate religion in Utah, the Book of Mormon comes to mind due to the limited geography model. Ergo, the Guatamala team will consist of the following: ------------------------------Nephi------------------------ ---Aaron-----Ammon-----Omner------Himni------- ----Shiblon-----Helaman-------Corianton---------- -----Jared-----Mahonri Moriancumr-----Nimrod---- Coach: Captain Moroni In goal, it's the man who started it all, Nephi, who along with his family, left Jerusalem in 600 BC. Since he was able to lead his family to the promised land, across the ocean, being a goalie shouldn't be too hard. The defense is anchored by Ammon, Aaron, Omner and Himni, a.k.a, the sons of Mosiah. Opposing strikers better watch out for Ammon, since he can wield a pretty mean sword and has been known to chop off the legs of offending forwards after they score a goal. The sons of Alma the younger, Helaman, Shiblon and Corianton shore up the midfield. Guatamal will need to keep an eye on Corianton since he was last seen in the company of a noted prostitute, Isabel, just last week and he tends run off after her and not show up for games. Helaman has his own 2000-man cheering/goon squad section called the "Stripling Warriors" who will take on opposing supporters without hesitation since never loose a fight nor get thrown in jail. The strikers are anchored by Jared, Mahonri Moriancumr (a.k.a the Brother of Jared) and Nimrod. The US will need to watch out for Nimrod, who scores more than Charlie Sheen on TV since his nickname is "The Mighty Goal Hunter". The coach is Captain Moroni who will be waving the Title of Liberty to motivate his team to victory. If I was the US, I would be worried. Everyone on the team is built like a tank. Don't believe me, check out these candid photos of their last practice.