NSR: Women marry men hoping they will change, men marry women hoping they will not - [23]

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  1. Skizz

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    Case's theme of questions continues...

    1. You have a pain in the ass ex-lover. Your current love has a pain in the ass ex-love. Both are annoying and obnoxious, and bother you both all the time. Which would you wipe off the planet, your ex, or your lover's ex?

    2. Would you rather have an arm or a leg chopped off?

    3. Would you rather have a horrible spouse you can't divorce, or be single for the rest of your life?


  2. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

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    1. My lover's ex. A pain in the ass ex is somewhat exciting to have imo. Gives you a sense of power and importance.

    2. I will never answer this question, in fear of my 'wish' being granted.

    3. I'd rather be single thank you very much!
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  3. Tony Dellbird

    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    1. It's a close one, but i'd say, if I didn't have an obnoxious ex, I'd have the moral high ground.

    2. Arm

    3. Single for the rest of my life for surrrre.
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    That's a good call about the moral high ground!


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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    Yeah it works wonders, leverage is key! How you doing Big Skizzle!
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    Been better mate. As mentioned earlier problems are as follows:

    1) Myself and girlfriend had a massive argument and have broken up, but haven't broken the news to everyone yet - we've kept the same status on Facebook so everybody doesn't go ZOMG - can't be arsed with it.

    2) About £200 went missing from my bank account a few days ago. No idea where, being investigated.

    3) Obviously the Berry in the washing machine incident

    4) Popped my knee out again the other day which is really not a good sign when it's the OTHER knee to the one I had an op on

    5) Work is crap (well, when isnt it? Lol)

    6) Got hassle with my daughter's mum who has declared that I'm not allowed to see her because she's not willing to give me bank account details to put her maintenance money in - I know she will try and pull a fast one and say I've given her nothing if I continue to give her cash

    7) as a result of 1), i don't really have any idea if i am going on holiday anymore and I really want to go! maybe i should go myself? god i have no idea!!

    that's all i have off the top of my head at the moment!
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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    Jesus man, that is a shower of shit. Completely agree with one, me and my girlfriend broke up for a fair while a little time ago and we just kept it up, cos no-one can keep their nose out, you get like 10,000 comments about it. I can see how getting an STD would be well down the list now!

    You should go on a sabbatical go and get a job out in Ibiza for the summer, that'd clear your head! Aslong as you're still coming V though mate, gonna be a few beers getting sunk there mate! :p
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    Blatantly still going, I paid for that ticket fair and square! Lol. You still get on with her now then?
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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    Yeah mate everythings back to normal was just me being difficult to be honest! :p keep her on her toes and all that! I don't actually know when V is! :p
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    Hahahah! You cock lol. It's the 21st August I think. I'm just looking forward to the Carling Amnesty, think I might go for 72 cans of Tesco Value lager to exchange! looool
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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    Haha that's not a bad idea!
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    So what happened with the Single-ness dude? you succumbed to the new skizz-curse? lol
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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    Nah mate, I just don't want a girlfriend at the moment, we're still mates. Just lately I ain't been arsed to see her at all and that don't look like changing, I really ceeb to do anything to be honest no motivation whatsoever. So it's unfair to string her along, she's the girl that I love no doubt, so I won't be dipping my wick into anything else just want my freedom back.
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    Ah, at least you were honest (with her too hopefully lol). Suppose the best thing is stepping back makes you see what you're missing out on (if anything) and you can reassess things properly.

    As with previous assessment...you are still going V, right? Lol :p
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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    Yeah that's exactly why I'm doing it, no interest in any other girls. We're defo still hitting V mate, wouldn't miss it.:p
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    Skizz can I set for a forum rule that everyone HAS to call them football boots and not ********ing cleats.
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    i approve of this post....
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    I also approve of that post! I hate the word cleats! and I hate it even more when Case uses it because he isnt even a American! hahaha

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    It's OK to dream, lol

    And I think it would be a good idea, just how do we enforce it? Death penalty? Lol
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    As an American i feel obligated to point out your wrongnicitude (lol i had to make up a word to express how wrong it is) in declaring soccer footwear as BOOTS.

    from wikipedia, which we all know is pretty much the bible for life and saying otherwise is a sin against interwebbery:

    BOOT: A boot is a type of footwear that covers at least the foot and the ankle and sometimes extends up to the knee or even the hip

    this is a boot:
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    as are these:

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    Boots! because they AT LEAST cover the ankle:
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    Soccer footwear NEVER covers the ankle like that, in fact, one thing all soccer footwear have in common is the fact that the ankle is exposed, HENCEFORTHWITH calling a soccer footwear clothing article a "boot" is basically an oxymoron!


    you silly brits and your calling cleats boots....or calling soccer football! dont you know? there already is a football! except you wear pads and the ball is shaped funny, sort of like your rugby ball, but way cooler.



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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    We were around long before you Yanks. Boots were boots back in the early days of football and no matter how long its been they're still boots. Where has this American English cleat shit come from. If you want any credibility you will say boots.

    Also to add, you've just lost like 90% of your credibility and not to mention most of your man points by saying AmeriFoot is cooler than Rugby!
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    lololol i was just giving you guys a hard time! i guess my sarcasm wasn't sarcastic enough....and i guess calling them "soccer cleats" gets you guys really heated lol
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    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

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    I'm just joking around with you guy.
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    do i have to call them football boots, or is it ok if i call them soccer boots? :D
    and wouldn't you guys just rather start calling it soccer? i mean it sounds way better *SARCASM ALERT*

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