This week's scenes: Full article available by clicking here. My attempts at refereeing: 1) If you have an AR, use him! If the contact was made before COMPLETELY crossing the line, award the goal. Otherwise, award a goal kick. If he doesn't know because Steve Clarke is blocking his view, punch him (the AR), and go home. If you DO NOT have an AR (and therefore can't see the picture above from your perspective), then you're just taking a guess! Common sense would tell you that the goalkeeper should not be standing inside his own goal during a free kick. He's gaming you to see if you will bail him out of a situation that was 100% his fault for screwing up. The ball hit him on the back, then entered the goal, so it's valid. (The above answer, of course, ignores the picture above, which seems to illustrate that the goalkeeper was, in fact, correct.) 2) What is that amber colored thing above his arse?! Anyway, caution the unused sub, have the striker repair his equipment (the shorts!), and give the corner. 3) Didn't see it, so it didn't happen. Award the goal. And pay more attention next time!